“Cool, knows no age!” ~Lois H.

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

The golden years are really metallic years, gold in the tooth, silver in your hair and most of all lead in the pants.

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It is more often a succession of jerks.

Yeah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

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